Saturday, March 22, 2014

A Man Received the Following Computer Text from His Neighbor:

Jackie Poff
Stroke Survivors Tattler
I am so sorry Charley.

I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.

I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.

In fact, more than you.

I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.

I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:
     Damn autocorrect.  I meant "wifi",  not "wife".
Wi-Fi |ˈwī fī| - noun trademark - a facility allowing computers, smartphones, or other devices to connect to the Internet or communicate with one another wirelessly within a particular area.

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