Jackie The Jester: Being a Canadian

Jackie Poff
Stroke Survivors Tattler

Forget Rednecks... Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians, during a recent appearance at Caesars in Windsor:

• If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, You may live in Canada.
• If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You may live in Canada.
• If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, You may live in Canada.
• If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend, You may live in Canada.
• If you measure distance in hours,You may live in Canada.
• If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, You may live in Canada.
• If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, You may live in Canada.
• If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, You may live in Canada.
• If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, You may live in Canada.
• If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, You may live in Canada.
• If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, You may live in Canada.
• If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- you're going 95 and everybody is passing you, You may live in Canada.
• If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, You may live in Canada.
• If you know all 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, You may live in Canada.
• If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, You may live in Canada.
• If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', You may live in Canada.
• If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your friends and you definitely are Canadian and proud to be.