Three Seats for Senior

Jackie Poff
Stroke Survivors Tattler

An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in  the movie theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he  whispered to the old man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one  seat."

The old man didn't budge.The usher became more impatient."Sir, if you don't  get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."

Once again, the old man  just muttered and did nothing. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a  moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly  to move the old disheveled man, but with no success. Finally they summoned  the police.

The officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All  right buddy what's your name?"

"Fred," the old man moaned.

 "Where ya from, Fred?" asked the police  officer.

With a terrible grunt in his voice, and without moving, Fred replied...

... "The balcony."