Saturday, December 29, 2012

Eclectic: Monty - Bless Her Little Heart... the Secret to Long Life...

Monty - SSTattler
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured below.  She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”

“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don’t exercise at all.

“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”

“Forty,” she replied.


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