Refrigerator Math

Jackie Poff
Stroke Survivors Tattler

Found on the  Refrigerator One  Morning:

My  Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy.  I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.  Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old  secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel as a sign that I want our married life to end. I am quite content to be married provided that my needs can be met elsewhere. Please don't  be upset -- I   shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night, 
he found the following letter on the  dining room table:

My Dear  Husband,

I received your  letter and thank you for your honesty. About my being 57 years old I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old, and that, like you, I also have certain needs that a man of your age cannot be expected to satisfy. 

As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college.  I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach.  He is young, virile, and, like your secretary, 18 years old. 

As a successful businessman, who has an excellent working knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference  - 18 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow. 

Sleep tight!