Gender-Specific Driving Etiquette

Jackie Poff
Stroke Survivors Tattler

A woman is driving  at night on a narrow country road. At the same time, a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road.

When they narrowly pass  each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and loudly  shouts:

    Donkey !!!

Immediately the  man shouts back:

    Bitch  !!!

The man  laughs. He is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting  woman and takes the next turn in the road, maintaining his  speed.

Moral of the  story: 
     Men never listen!   IF they do, they don't understand any word a woman says!