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| Jackie - SSTattler |
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:
"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know. She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
For some reason, wives tend to like this joke ....
JOKE 2:
A chicken farmer went to a local bar and sat next to a woman and he ordered a glass of champagne:
-- The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne,
too!'
-- 'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me... I am celebrating'.
-- This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.
-- What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are
you celebrating?'
-- 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me
that I am pregnant!'
-- 'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens
were infertile, but today they are all laying fertile eggs.'
-- 'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
-- 'I used a different cock,' he seriously replied.
-- The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence'.
JOKE 3:
I became confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies:
- Banking 'Service'
- Postal 'Service'
- Telephone 'Service'
- Pay TV 'Service'
- State & Public 'Service'
- Customer 'Service'
- Bureaucratic 'Service'
- and so on ...
Suddenly WOW!!! It all came clear - now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us!
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