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The Plumber and the Bowel Movement,
a (Sort of) Christmas Story
'Twas the week before Christmas
I stepped through the bathroom door
And saw the toilet was leaking
All over the floor.
So I flew to the kitchen
And grabbed the phone book
And called up a plumber
To come take a look.
The plumber arrived,
He was no jolly elf,
He plunked down his tool box
On top of my shelf.
He got down on his knees
Right there on the floor
And examined the toilet
For five minutes or more.
"Ah ha!" He exclaimed,
"This thing-a-bob is busted!
These gaskets are cracked!
And the screws are all rusted!"
"And this little gizmo
It needs some tweaking ... ===>>
See the full poem The Plumber and the Bowel Movement
in The Pink House On The Corner
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