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The first surgeon, from Halifax , says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second, from Edmonton , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.'
The third surgeon, from Toronto , says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon, from Vancouver chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Ottawa shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine... Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.'
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