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| Eclectic - Jackie |
Here's a Refresher Course ...
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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for:
Answer: Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times:
Answer: Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
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Donkeys kill more people annually:
Answer: Than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
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You burn more calories sleeping:
Answer: Than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code:
Answer: Was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king:
Answer: WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive:
Answer: From each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise:
Answer: Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?
That women are going the 'right' direction...?
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Apples, not caffeine:
Answer: Are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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Most dust particles in your house are made from:
Answer: DEAD SKIN!
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer:
Answer: So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
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Walt Disney was afraid:
Answer: OF MICE!
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Answer: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
Answer: I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!
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And the best for last....
Answer: Turtles can breathe through their butts. (I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
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Now you know everything!
Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on ... and go move your toothbrush!!!
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