Jackie The Jester: Amazing How Your Values Change as You Age!

Jackie Poff
Stroke Survivors Tattler

I Love This Woman !

An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.  A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam.. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"



Gotta Love Older Men !

While Peter was sunbathing naked at the beach at Noosa. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned,  he had a hat over his private parts.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "Madam if you were better looking it would lift itself."