Eclectic: Jackie - Three Old Girls - Tillie - Maude - Gertrude

Three Old Girls - Tillie - Maude - Gertrude 

(SSTattler: If you are less than 4 years old or older than 80 years you can read the topic "stroke" in this article, otherwise absolutely forget it).

 These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation.   







A flasher approached from across the park. The flasher came up to the ladies,  stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat. 

Gertrude immediately had a stroke, then Maude also had a stroke but Tillie, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.